Staff / TruthdigApr 3, 2006
When Sen. Bill Frist calls it "workable" to deport 11 million illegal immigrants, Stewart replies, "It's absolutely workable! Just think about Elian Gonzalez. How easy that was!" (video) Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Andy Borowitz / TruthdigApr 1, 2006
The celebrated satirist quotes Bush as saying that his kitchen staffer was "slow to act" in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina: "Basically, he was just in the kitchen baking the whole time." Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
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Andy Borowitz / TruthdigMar 27, 2006
The political satirist quotes the president as saying the move "is designed to free up my time for other duties, such as wiretapping the American people at random." Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigMar 13, 2006
Question: Why does Bush always sound like he's talking to 5-year-olds?
Answer: "That's the way these issues were explained to him." --Vanity Fair's Graydon Carter Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Andy Borowitz / TruthdigMar 4, 2006
According to the strategy being mulled, President Bush would simply declare victory over obesity and announce a plan to withdraw most low-carb products from supermarket shelves by the end of 2006. (satire) Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Andy Borowitz / TruthdigMar 4, 2006
According to the strategy being mulled, President Bush would simply declare victory over obesity and announce a plan to withdraw most low-carb products from supermarket shelves by the end of 2006. (satire) Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Andy Borowitz / TruthdigFeb 25, 2006
Attempting to defuse the controversy over the decision to place the operation of several key American ports in the hands of a company based in Dubai, Vice President Dick Cheney said today that he would personally patrol those ports with a 28-gauge shotgun. Dig deeper ( 2 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigFeb 18, 2006
Riots sweep the streets of Denmark after Iranians rename Danish pastries "roses of the Prophet Muhammad." (satire) Dig deeper ( 2 Min. Read )
Andy Borowitz / TruthdigFeb 18, 2006
The $42-billion contract represents the first time that the company has been employed to put its reconstruction expertise to work on one embattled human being. (satire) Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
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